
Monday, February 9, 2009
On The Docket: Dubbs vs. Topps, case # 9-020909

Cartoons aren't just for Saturday morning
At some point last year i bought one of those repack boxes from Target, something like 30 packs of cards for $15 or so. Most of it, as I could tell through the clear, plastic case, was '88 and '89 topps wax, but there were a few of the '07 packs facing out, I suppose in an attempt to make the bundle of joy look that much more appealing. I just got back into cards last year, so there were absolutely zero '07 cards in my collection. I jumped on the opportunity. And since A Pack A Day has ignored my numerous requests at becoming a contributor, I have decided to just share those cards here. Most of the cards have found their way into my various sets already, or found their way to various homes across the country. I will share with you the last remaining "pack" that is together.
1992 Confex Baseball Enquirer
I remember having one of these cards when I was a kid, but I think I got it in a bulk trade with a friend because I never bought a pack of these. It'd be interesting to see which one I had, hopefully it was the Bob Uecker card! Well, in case you haven't seen these before, they have a cartoon image of some anonymous baseball player, no team logo or names included (these were not MLB licensed, by the way). On the back was an interview that the Baseball Enquirer conducted with the pictured player, most often about some embarassing drug problem, behavioral excentricity, or play on words with their name. Here are a few from the pack I opened...#1 Bo Jackson
Bo knows baseball...Bo knows football...Bo knows reading? When I was a kid I received Sports Illustrated for Kids magazine, and they used to have a pullout, foldout poster in each issue. I used to have the one w/ Bo Jackson on my wall, and the heading was "Readers have Clout". I didn't know what "clout" meant, and never bothered to ask my folks either. I just let the word confuse me, and wondered what it had to do with baseball. It wasn't until after watching the movie "The Sandlot" a million times that the reference (applied to the Babe) "The colossus of clout" struck me. Didn't help, but there was that word again.By the way, Bo has a 165 average and bowls for "Guido's Auto Body".
#41 Chris Sabo
Maybe it was the Lakers dynasty that helped me fall in love with the Rec Specs - Kareem Abdul-Jabaar wore those things like a pro. I played baseketball when I was a kid, and I remember playing against some team in western Wisconsin that had a kid wearing these. As far as I recall, they didn't give him superpowers, as I was sure they gave Kareem.
I heart Google.#25 George Brett
Perhaps the greatest emotional outburst in professional sports history. Pure emotion, cleary not premeditated, just raw emotion. The 'foreign substance' rule in baseball is still ambiguous and/or loosely enforced, because I see guys all the time with a whole bunch of crud on their bats that shouldn't be there, clearly more than the specified number of inches from the butt.#29 Ozzie Smith
You see, the word "ouch!" on his hat is upside down, because he was always doing flips, so it would be...okay, nice and clever. Fuad from Family Guy comes to mind - "Is funny because is true".
Saturday, February 7, 2009
2009 Topps Hobby Box Break #2
- 248 base commons
- 36 crappy Toppstown cards
- 9 Turkey Red cards
- 8 Ring of Honor cards
- 5 Legends of the Game cards
- 5 numbered gold parallels
- 4 Topps Attax cards
- 1 short print variation card
- ***ZERO Relic / Auto cards***
- ***ZERO World Baseball Classic redemption cards***




Friday, February 6, 2009
Did you get my Relic?
You Can't Spell "Weeks" without 2 E's and a K.
The cry heard from every Brewers fan this time each year. At least that's how it's been for the past few seasons, as Spring approaches and the budding prospect of a prospect finally budding draw nearer. Of course I'm talking about Rickie Weeks, who, in this humble author's opinion, is the most overpaid second baseman in baseball.On Thursday the Brewers and Weeks came to terms on a one-year, $2.45 Million contract, with an additional $100,000 bonus for reaching a certain plate appearance number (Weeks has been prone to injury as of late). In my opinion, this is a lot of money for a guy who has yet to produce numbers consistent on both sides of the mound. When he is hot, he's red hot. But for the past two seasons, he has had the lowest fielding percentage (.976, .975) of all NL second baseman. In 2008 he also led the league in errors at second base (15). Last year he had a .234 avg, good enough for 17th among all MLB second baseman. He was 3rd on the list, however, for MLB second basemen when it came to strikeouts. With 112 hits, he had nearly half as many as the league leading second baseman Dustin Pedroia.
The problem with Weeks is he's an amazing baseball player. Yes, this is a problem. So many times, a guy with huge potential fails to live up to expectations, only to be released or traded to another team where he finally comes to fruition. I am afraid this is going to be the case with Weeks. The guy has speed (19 SB in '08) power (14 HR, 10th among 2B) and baserunning ability. He just hasn't produced numbers that the Brewers need, and certainly not numbers that would rank him among leadoff hitters league-wide. Hopefully this will be his "breakout" year though. We're hoping. I guess Milwaukee pretty much said the same thing by only negotiating out this next season. Rickie, you're officially on the clock.
With pitchers and catchers reporting to Maryvale next Friday, the offseason is quickly coming to a close. Brewers fans have seen players come and go, and have seen a number of deals signed (Prince Fielder, Mike Cameron, Jason Kendall, J.J. Hardy, and now Rickie Weeks). I am still waiting for the most important signing, however, and that is of RF Corey Hart.
My sister-in-law, I believe, would leave my brother is Corey showed up at their front door some day. Maybe it's the tattoos, maybe it's the slight southern drawl, or maybe it's the fact that as a right fielder he had 23 stolen bases last year, showcasing surprising speed for a man of 6'6''. Last season Corey became the first player in Brewers history to have back-to-back 20/20 seasons. This year he'll begin his 3rd season as a starter for the Crew, and as long as he stays healthy, he'll top his numbers from last year. His .268 avg leaves something to be desired, and his .300 obp is near the bottom of the league rankings. With last year's 3rd Base Coach-turned-interim manager Dale Sveum moving into his new position as Brewers hitting coach, i'd expect to see Corey's average jump a good 20-25 points as he learns a little bit from Sveum's "school of patience". Look for Corey's numbers to be around .295/.340/115 this season.I've been sitting here, trying to figure out what the hell the Brewers are doing with Corey. He's the last one on the team to get signed, as it stands right now the Crew will be meeting him at an arbitration hearing. I hope it doesn't get to that point, though, and I don't think it will. Owner Mark Attanasio has made a committment to this organization, and he said his wallet doesn't have a ceiling (we're not talking Steinbrenner numbers here, but much more than we saw during the Selig regime). The Brewers, having signed everyone else for '09, now know exactly how much money they have to work with. With the departure of Sheets, Sabathia, and Gagne, Milwaukee has (had) an extra cool $25 million laying around, and even w/ the signings of Braun, Hardy, Fielder and Weeks, there is extra money to give Corey at least $3 million for the '09 season, and sometime during the spring or early summer I could imagine seeing a 5 year deal worth around $25 million or so. This will keep Braun, Hardy, and Hart together for the next 5 years, and Bill Hall and Prince Fielder for the next two years. With Cameron and Kendall likely departing after the '09 season, this leaves pitching (which is an annual concern for the Crew) and catching a hole for the '10 season. But that's a long time away. Let's just get busy signing Corey.
In related news, because Ben Sheets has remained unsigned (after a failed physical w/ the Texas Rangers last week revealing serious problems with his elbow) it look slike MLB may hold the Brewers to the fire and force them to pay for Sheets' surgery, which will sideline him for the entire season should he decided to go through with it. I don't foresee any club signing Sheets to a 2-year contract for about $20-30 million or so, just to have him sit out the first year entirely and have next season be a doubt at all. So, even after his contract has expired, Sheets is still costing us money. What do the 2008 NLDS and the 2009 season have in common? We're paying for Ben Sheets and getting absolutely no use out of him. Lovely.
Thursday, February 5, 2009
2009 Topps Hobby Box Break #1


Sunday, February 1, 2009
Shame on You, New York Mets

Today is Super Bowl Sunday, and because I am an honest man and a man with strong convictions, I will not blaspheme this day by writing about baseball cards. Yes, it was only 11 years ago that my beloved Green Bay Packers were playing in their second Super Bowl in a row, and perhaps I still have some sentiment in my heart from that day, and it's crushing defeat at the hands of John Elway, the Denver Broncos, and the 5 or 6 officials that the NFL assigned to the game to ensure John Elway could retire with at least 1 Super Bowl ring on his finger. But I'm not bitter.
